the worst piece of sh-- written by man (fwd)
mluziett at shrike.depaul.edu
Wed Nov 22 17:55:36 MST 1995
Having gotten a couple of requests by people who want to know what
they are responding to, I am hesitently forwarding this. As you may have
already read, Cornell is not going to do anything about this.
Marc, "the Chegitz," Luzietti
I'm not anti-society, society's anti-me
I'm not anti-religion, religion's anti-me
I'm not anti-tradition, tradition's anti-me
I'm not anti-anything, I just want to be free.
Mike Muir of Suicidal Tendencies
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Date: 22 Nov 95 12:20:51 EST
From: XFreak <75373.252 at compuserve.com>
To: Marc Luzietti <mluziett at shrike.depaul.edu>
Subject: the worst piece of sh-- written by man
Here it is, per your request!
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>X-PH: V4.1 at cornell.edu (Cornell Modified)
>From: Kate Nepveu <knepveu at lynx.dac.neu.edu>
>Subject: you really should read this, and do something. (fwd)
>To: dle5 at po.CWRU.Edu (Debbie Ensler), ehc3 at cornell.edu (Elizabeth Chan),
> aliao at pitzer.edu (Annie Liao), GLEASONJ at aspen.uml.edu (James Gleason)
>Date: Fri, 10 Nov 1995 22:00:05 -0500 (EST)
>>From ledemarc at COLBY.EDU Fri Nov 10 19:37:13 1995
>Date: Fri, 10 Nov 1995 19:36:22 -0500
>Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
>To: DTAMILIO at gordonc.edu, s290609 at gettysburg.edu, PINKHAML at woods.uml.edu,
> amicoa at merrimack.edu, mbirtha at student.umass.edu,
> knepveu at lynx.dac.neu.edu, jdemarco at mail.cc.trincoll.edu,
> rogersb at merrimack.edu, UG94249119 at DEMIAN.CCTC.EMERSON.EDU,
> mbirtha at student.umass.edu, hmcdan51 at MAINE.maine.edu,
> maleszyk at acs.bu.edu, eetaxson at host-04.COLBY.EDU,
> emcorbei at host-04.COLBY.EDU
>From: ledemarc at COLBY.EDU (Laura E. DeMarco)
>Subject: you really should read this, and do something.
>ffd: We got this from some guy that forward it to us, and
>fortunately, the assholes that wrote if left there names on it, so, we
found >all their e-mail addresses. Read it, and if it annoys you as much as
it >annoyed us, take a second to send a message to all of the four authors. If
>don't have time to read it-- just read numbers
>, and 74. Also, send it to any friends you have. We would like to annoy
>the fuck out of these guys.
>Messages from others who have received this piece of shit: (actual message
>can be found at end)
>>Hi there. I'm sorry if you've received this already, but I thought that you
>>all should have a chance to read this, and to respond to the authors. If you
>>have no idea what this is, be sure to read all of the comments that
>>actual document written by the four ignorant, sexist bastards whose names and
>>e-mail addresses are listed near the bottom of this message. Please forward
>>this to anyone else you think would be interested in responding.
>>THIS IS SOME SICK SHIT I RECEIVED. CAN YOU BELIEVE SUCH SHIT IS CIRCULATING?
>>FEEL FREE TO BLITZ THE DUMB ASSES. THEY LEFT THEIR E-MAIL ADDRESSES
>>TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK OF THEIR MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. I DID!
>>This unbelieveably misogynistic bullshit written by four men of Cornell is
>>being circulated in the hope that both women and men will become more aware of
>>the sexism rampant in our society and will respond as they see fit. The email
>>addresses of the four brilliant authors can be found below if you care to let
>>them know how much you've appreciated their wit and intelligence.
>>(The actual document appears after all previous comments.)
>> Please read this through to the end and
>>as you see fit. It is absolutely appalling. Also, please forward it to all
>> i think it's a
>>piece of work that affects all of us. some boys at cornell thought this
>>was funny, obviously, but i am hardly amused. forward it to whoever you
>>can, especially cornell students, and tell them to boycott these jerks.
>>read the forwarded messages below and you can even get their email
>>addresses and send shit their way, if so inclined.
>> what is this shit? Is this for real?
>>But, you know what to do... (read the messages
>>other people forwarded too...)
>> I hope that some of these make you as mad as they made me. Its
>>hard to believe that this was produced by some male students from Cornell.
>>Aren't those students supposed to be well educated? I don't know about
>>you, but I want to flame these guys. Some women from Cornell, who were
>>also upset by this message, found out the email addresses of the four
>>idiots who wrote this. Feel free to write and tell them what complete
>>fools they are!
>>So we are living and breathing books and lectures and becoming more well
>>rounded, educated people; well this should light a fire under each of
>>you, because it REALLY pissed me off and gave me a glimpse of what it is
>>like outside of our dorms and classrooms. Read on, if you can, and send
>>this to many, and especially send mail to those who authored it...
>>Just when i'm getting idealistic and thinking that people aren't *really*
>>that sexist and no one would want to do something to intentionally hurt
>>someone, things like this come along. I'm at a loss for what to do, How can
>>you change people who are so proud of their ignorance and blatently, well,
>>assholes? And people say that femanists make things up and exaggerate,
>> Read this, it fucking pissed me off like
>>>nothing ever has, send it to men and women alike, write to these
>>>bastards. Especially send it to anyone at Cornell. These assholes need
>>>to be ostricized.
>>>I have never seen anything this offensive in my life.
>> I thought
>>>that I would forward it to the list because there are probably a lot of
>>>people on the list who would like to respond. As will become apparent as
>>>you read this, the guys who wrote this are extremely ignorant, sexist
>>>assholes. The people who forwarded this to me from Cornell have decided
>>>that the best way to piss these guys off is to send it back to them (a lot
>>>of people have been doing so.) If you feel so inclined after reading, you
>>>can forward it back really easily (their addresses are listed.)
>>>>ffd: We got this from some guy that forward it to us, and
>>>>>>>>assholes that wrote if left there names on it, so, we found all their
>>>>>>>>e-mail addresses. Read it, and if it annoys you as much as it annoyed
>>>>>>>>>us, take a second to send a message to all of the four authors. If
>>>>>>>>>have time to read it-- just read numbers
>>>>>>>>>, and 74.
>>>>>>>>>Also, send it to any friends you have. We would like to annoy
>>>>>>>>>fuck out of these guys.
>>*******************Written by the four-players of CORNELL:
>>>Evan Camps, send_email_to: emc13 at cornell.edu
>>Brian Waldman, send_email_to: blw7 at cornell.edu
>>Rikus Linschoten, send_email_to: rrl2 at cornell.edu
>>and the late-season acquisition,
>> the Deion Sanders of sexism, Pat Sicher. send_email_to: phs8 at cornell.edu
>> Top 75 reasons why women (bitches) should not have freedom of speech:
>>"Let's go back to the good old days when men were men and women were ribs"
>>1. She doesn't need to talk to get me a beer.
>>2. If she's in the kitchen like she should be, no one can hear her
>>3. If she can talk, all she'll do is complain.
>>4. Because she won't say "I will" instead of "I do."
>>5. No man wants to hear "first down" during a basketball game.
>>6. Because PMS is no excuse for whining.
>>7. No man needs or wants to hear the word "period" unless it has
>>8. Women created tampon and yeast infection commercials during
>>9. Affirmative action.
>>10. When men whistle at them in the street, they should just shut up
>>11. If my dick's in her mouth, she can't talk anyway.
>>14. Because that stupid look on her face should not be accompanied by
>>an equally stupid statement.
>>15. The 2nd and 19th amendments.
>>16. I don't want to be made to lie and say "I love you" after sex.
>>>17. Highway fatalities would decrease by over 90%.
>>18. When I sneak out at four in the morning, I don't want to hear
>>calling me back.
>>19. "No, I will NOT buy you tampons while I'm at the store"
>>>20. This is my dick. I'm gonna fuck you. No more stupid questions.
>>>21. Don't waste your breath, I won't respect you in the morning.
>>22. Women sportscasters.
>>23. Women congressman.
>>>24. God forbid, a woman president. (Oops, my bad -- see #66)
>>25. Marge Schott.
>>26. Stupid says as stupid does (and is).
>>27. Dikes (unless I can jump in the middle).
>>>28. Where does speaking come into "barefoot and pregnant?"
>>>29. Yes that toilet seat was yellow in the first place.
>>30. TLC and Salt-N-Pepa.
>>>31. I could give a shit if you're pregnant.
>>>32. I don't care if you're in labor. For the love of god, let me
>>>33. Women caused the 18th amendment.
>>>34. The life expectancy of the average male goes down with every
>>35. Female drunks are annoying unless they put out (for which they
>>need to talk)
>>36. We're tired of their "We can't pee standing up" shit.
>>37. That damn apple.
>>38. If she can't speak, she can't cry rape.
>>>39. Of course, if she can't speak, she can't say no.
>>>40. Rosanne. Nuff said.
>>41. Suzanne Powter. Too much said.
>>42. Honestly, do they really have anything useful to say?
>>43. Only one set of lips should be moving at a time.
>>44. If she can't talk, she can't bitch when I forget important dates.
>>>45. There are no speaking parts in pornos anyway.
>>>46. When she talks she's not drinking, it's hard to get her drunk
>>>47. Nothing should come out a womans mouth, SWALLOW BITCH!
>>48. The Mute button only works on the TV.
>>49. Whores get payed by the hour not by the word.
>>50. Helen Keller was the ultimate woman.
>>51. Equality is for math.
>>52. The credit card bill speaks for itself.
>>53. If it hurts, I don't wanna hear it.
>>>54. Marcia Clark.
>>56. You don't see Victoria's Secret models talking, do you?
>>>57. Janet, Mariah, and Whitney.
>>58. Michael Jackson.
>>>59. Silence and sex make a great combination.
>>60. N.O.W.? NO. NOW BITCH? YES.
>>>61. Intelligent car conversation? Hell no. Her head should never be
>>62. That annoying fat bitch from Snapple.
>>63. Your mouth is useful in so many other ways.
>>64. High phone bills really suck.
>>>65. Women should be seen and not heard.
>>66. Do you think it was BILL Clinton who fucked up the country?
>>>67. If I want romance, I'll turn on Playboy (hopefully not her).
>>68. Because they're not men.
>>69. 69, finally a use for both lips at the same time.
>>70. If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it.
>>>71. Hell, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you.
>>>72. "Where've you been?" Who the fuck are you, my mother?
>>>73. Women on radio? You can't see them, do you really want to hear
>>74. Unless the words are "Doctor, can you make these bigger?,"
>>>75. Big breasts should speak for
>>Written by the four-players of CORNELL:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Evan Camps, Brian Waldman, Rikus Linschoten, and the late-season
>>>>>>>>>>>>acquisition, the Deion Sanders of sexism, Pat Sicher.
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