MAD PIG DISEASE

Rubyg580 at aol.com Rubyg580 at aol.com
Tue Apr 9 19:15:46 MDT 1996


I recieved this message from the free.mumia mailing list.  While
I think their suggested "treatment" is off the mark, I appreciate
their overall humor.  Gina

>>MAD PIG DISEASE
>>
>>PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCY:
>>A recent outbreak of "Mad Pig Disease" was reported in El Monte, California
>>on April 1, 1996, by thousands of shocked television viewers. Several
>>Riverside Sheriffs were struck by Mad Pig Disease who in turn struck two
>>Mexican immigrants on the side of the 60 Freeway. The last known major
>>outbreak of Mad Pig Disease in 1991 eventually brought on major
>>inflammation in the Los Angeles area. Protect yourself from Mad Pig Disease
>>-- porkus batonus violentus -- by becoming well informed.
>>
>>SYMPTOMS: MPD is a violent illness. Subjects, usually law enforcement
>>officials,  go "hog wild" when apprehending suspects of color under color
>>of authority. Wild flailing of billy clubs and use of abusive language is
>>also frequent.  Nearby civilians may experience severe bruising.
>>
>>METHOD OF TRANSMISSION: The Mad Pig virus flourishes in an environment of
>>heated anti-immigrant and anti-minority rhetoric. Proposition 187 and the
>>California Civil Rights Initiative are known agents of transmission for Mad
>>Pig Disease. Other risky behavior like Buchananism is known to induce MPD.
>>Known carriers include: Riverside Sheriffs Tracy Watson, Kurt Franklin, and
>>LAPD Officers Stacy Koon, Lawrence Powell, and Mark Fuhrman.
>>
>>TREATMENT: Citizen's Police Review Boards and specialized police training
>>is helpful in combating this affliction. Affected individuals must be
>>removed from the general badge-wearing population.
>>REPORT ANY CASES OF MAD PIG DISEASE TO YOUR LOCAL
>>NEWS MEDIA OR POLICE DEPARTMENT
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------
>>THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY
>>THE NATIONAL POCHISMO INSTITUTE'S CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL,
>> PO BOX 63052, EAST L.A. CA 90063  or pocho at pocho.com
>>VISIT THE MAD PIG DISEASE HOMEPAGE AT:
>>http://silcom.com/~tonkin/pocho/madpig.html
>>



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