kinda stupid..but cute...

Kevin Robert Dean qualiall at
Fri Jan 28 17:49:23 MST 2000

Title: kinda stupid..but cute...

                         VIVA AMERICA LIBRE

WASHINGTON DC (DPI) - Various members of Congress were rounded up

and charged with treason yesterday, after it was learned that they

were actually Cuban citizens and members of the Communist Party.

"What in tarnation are you blathering about," exclaimed GOP Senate

Majority Leader, Trent Lott (Mucho Feo - MS), when the charges

were read to him. The arrests were made after it was learned that

Fidel Castro had imposed Cuban citizenship and Party membership on

the congressmen over the weekend.  

A statement released by the Cuban government explained: "America is

a very oppressive place. Just look at New York City. We have

therefore imposed Cuban citizenship on all members of the

U.S. congress so that they can be free to emigrate to Cuba.

Party membership was just a bonus to piss off the people in Miami."  

The FBI became suspicious when members of Congress started

introducing dubiously constitutional bills shortly after receiving

their Cuban citizenship and Party membership. Special Agent in


John J. Johnson: "We received reports that a bunch of commie

legislators were trying to subvert U.S. immigration and family law

by the introduction of private bills to break up a family. We don't

stand for that here in the U.S. of A. We took the Cuban infiltrators

into custody and are preparing to deport them back to Havana, or at

least Miami."

As she was taken into custody, Miami GOP Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen

(Evita - FL) screamed, "I'll get you Fidel! And your little dog too!"

Kevin Dean | Buffalo, NY

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"A nation cannot be free and at the same time continue to oppress other nations"

-Frederick Engels

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