(Fwd) FW: axis o'eeevil

Gorojovsky Gorojovsky at arnet.com.ar
Mon Feb 11 20:50:00 MST 2002


Some humor.
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Subject: axis o'eeevil

In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea "Axis of Evil" -- N.Y.

ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM AXIS OF JUST AS EVIL
Other Nations Start Own Clubs

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea  axis President Bush warned of his State of the
Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the
new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are
Just as Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim
Jong-il.  "Everybody knows we're the best evils...best at being evil...
we're the best."

 Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
Evil.  "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
al-Assad.

"An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein.  "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In
World  War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you
can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in
what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said
they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil, forcing Somalia to join with
Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally Evil, while Bulgaria,
Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As
Just Generally Disagreeable.

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis
of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host
the Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations
That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About
America, while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the Axis of
Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick. "That's not a
threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive
First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he
rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
"guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from
 Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.






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Néstor Miguel Gorojovsky
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Compañeros del exercito de los Andes. 

...La guerra se la tenemos de hacer del modo que podamos: 
sino tenemos dinero, carne y un pedazo de tabaco no nos 
tiene de faltar: cuando se acaben los vestuarios, nos 
vestiremos con la bayetilla que nos trabajen nuestras mugeres, 
y sino andaremos en pelota como nuestros paisanos los indios: 
seamos libres, y lo demás no importa nada...

Jose de San Martín, 27 de julio de 1819.

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