Having a bad day? Read on

Craven, Jim jcraven at clark.edu
Fri Sep 19 16:31:45 MDT 2003

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There was a case in one hospital's intensive care ward where patients always
died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 am, regardless of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with
the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery...as to why the deaths
occurred around 11 am on Sundays.

So a world-wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 am, all
doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11 am...Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
custodian, entered the ward and unplugges the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still having a bad day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from
onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she wacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Your's is still a bad day huh?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, GErmany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
hapless protesters were trampeled to death.

What? Still think your day is bad?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Ranhajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb,
he opened it and weas blown to bits.


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