[Marxism] FW: funny as hell

Craven, Jim JCraven at clark.edu
Tue Jun 1 12:56:43 MDT 2004

Go to Google and type in for search "Weapons of Mass Destruction" then,
instead of hitting "enter"  or clicking on "search", click on "I'm
feeling lucky."
Jim C
Here is what it says:
These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed

The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country
might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust
your weapons inspectors mandate.	

Please try the following:

*	Click the refresh.gif (82 bytes)
Regime change button, or try again later.
*	If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the
address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
*	To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and
then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click
Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government
or NATO. 
*	If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of
America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of
Mass Destruction.
	If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them, 
	click Detect Settings Detect weapons
*	Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them.
Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine
what regime they will install. 
*	If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your
interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as
possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On
the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check
settings for your exports to Iraq. 
*	Click the  Bomb
button if you are Donald Rumsfeld. 

Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he
found was this lousy T-shirt.


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