[Marxism] Matt Taibbi responds to Pope joke column controversy
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Thu Mar 10 09:01:55 MST 2005
NY Press, March 9-15, 2005
KEEP POPE ALIVE
What a week.
By Matt Taibbi
Late last week I was in Santa Maria, California, covering the Michael
Jackson trial for a magazine, when I got an email from Press editor Jeff Koyen:
>>The shit has hit the fan. Going on NY1 tonight to respond to Congressman
Weiner's press release, wherein he urges people to throw our paper out.
My first thought wasWhy? I'd been on the road, hadn't had a chance to look
at the new issue online, so I could only imagine. But clearly it must have
been something terrible, if a goddamn congressman was making noise about it
I called Jeff. We exchanged pleasantries. He had just come back from the
NY1 interview. I asked him about his pet fish, his vacation plans. It was
about four minutes into the phone call before I realized the fuss was over
my column, the one about the pope, which I had written in the waning hours
of a Vicodin haze the previous Saturday morning.
"You're kidding," I said, laughing.
"No, I'm definitely not kidding," he said. He wasn't laughing. "It was
linked on Matt Drudge this morningsomething about it being an outrage.
Chuck Schumer said something about how it was the most appalling thing he'd
seen in 30 years."
"That's hilarious!" I said, still not getting it.
"Yeah, well," Jeff said. "Congressman Weiner has issued a press release
calling for New Yorkers to throw our paper in the trash."
"Outstanding," I said. "That's illegal, isn't it?"
It was about two full days before I realized that no one back in the Press
offices was laughing. I didn't take it seriously at first, because the
scale of the whole thing seemed so completely unbelievable. For an
off-the-cuff burlesque of Truly Tasteless Jokes, designed mainly to give
readers a light break between what had lately been a long run of
fulminating political essays in my column space, the paper found itself
denounced by Hillary Clinton, Mike Bloomberg, Abe Foxman and pilloried on
talk radio stations all across the country. Then, thanks to Matt Drudge,
the Press was made into an exploding blog villain across cyberspace
Friends and acquaintances in the south and in the west and everyplace else
called to tell me that the Press, and I myself, were being skewered at that
very moment In Their Neighborhood. In Dallas someone apparently called for
me to be burned at the stake, while in an unfortunate development some
hot-blooded Baltimore radio show alerted my already-estranged Irish
Catholic relatives to my misdeeds.
The hate mail was a flood by Friday. A polite schoolteacher in Ottawa
gently implored me to shoot myself. Another writer, who left his note
unsigned, wrote simply: "Burn In Hell You Fucking Dog." The typical
Christian response usually involved some combination of the phrases 1) "I
believe in the first Amendment as much as the next guy, but..." and 2) "You
will pay in the next world" and 3) "For all that, the Pope forgives you."
The order of the punishment and the forgiveness varied, but they were
usually both in there, side by mutually reinforcing side.
Meanwhile, back in New York, the Press website was so overloaded with
traffic that it was effectively shut down for almost a week. The paper's
offices were flooded with media interview requests and advertiser
complaints, and there was turmoil and indecision within the office ranks,
ultimately leadingas Press readers have probably heard alreadyto the
resignation of my good friend Jeff Koyen, the editor-in-chief.
Much of the mail I received seethingly anticipated that either I or the
editors of the Press would turn around this week and try to cast ourselves
as free speech martyrs, once we were a) fired or b) boycotted or c) both.
I'm going to have to disappoint here. Nothing so noble as a real
freedom-of-speech conflict actually took place in this case. The only
accurate metaphor to describe what happened to the paper last week was
stepping in shit. The shit was there, and we stepped in it of our own
volition. It was a joint effort, between us and the shit.
Look, we're all educated people. Even Anthony Weiner has a B.A. from
SUNY-Plattsburgh. And as educated people we all realize that the "The 52
Funniest Things About the Upcoming Death of the Pope" had almost nothing to
do with the pope or Catholics whatsoever, and certainly wasn't hate speech.
If there was hate in the piece, it was not for the pope. It was for the
agonizing marathon of mechanized media grief and adulation we so inevitably
go through after the passing of each and every hallowed leader or
celebrity. It was for the transparently fake unity of Democratic and
Republican senators alike holding hands, hanging their heads, andlive on
Fox and MSNBCshedding a tear as good soldiers fold the flag at the passing
of the great man, Ronald Reagan.
It's not only funerals, but memorial services and various other pagan
rituals; we are all supposed to weep on the anniversary of 9/11, and defer
publicly to soldiers, and cheer for whichever bland milquetoast cine-blob
wins Best Picture.
But some of us don't want to cheer for the little girl who gets pulled out
of the well, or get misty-eyed before the leader's casket. In fact, some of
us get physically ill, and angry, during each and every one of these orgies
of rote media emotion.
"The 52 Funniest Things About the Death of the Pope" was way over the top,
but it was commensurateto the 197 consecutive fucking hours of Pope
funeral coverage on cable we all know is coming very soon, with every
politician on earth with a nose for Catholic votes lining up for a chance
to blow into his hanky at the podium. We saw a preview of that last week;
doubtless the Bloomberg, Clinton, Schumer and Weiner press releases at the
pope's actual death will be of about the same length, and sent with the
same alacrity to the same newspapers, as the ones released at his
joke-death last week.
This, incidentally, is what the alternative media is supposed to be for.
While all across the major media landscape every public figureevery
politician and every NBA star and every superficially grief-stricken
plastic anchormanwill be "deeply saddened" and hanging his head during the
obligatory moment of silence, there has to be someplace where the
individual psychopath-loser, i.e. me, can say "I don't care." And not
necessarily because it's right or wrong to think that way, but because a
mandatory opinion held by everybody is no opinion at all. If we can't joke
about the pope, then the pope, quite frankly, is not very serious.
One more thing about what happened with us last week. In situations like
this, when someone says or does something that outrages not just the left
or the right but everyone, we have this habit of jumping on the offender
with both feet and demanding an apology. Whether it's Ward Churchill with
his "little Eichmanns," or that kid at UMass who called Pat Tillman a
"pendejo," or Trent Lott, or Shaq squinting and talking about Yao in
gibberish Chinese, we pile on until the guy squeaks. Apparently we respect
a person more if he wilts under pressure and changes his opinions for the
sake of convenience.
It was crazy that that mechanism came into play here, and it would be even
crazier for us to actually apologize. This was an extremely silly, trivial,
stupid joke. If senators have time for this, they must not be busy enough.
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