[Marxism] The Onion: Communists Now Least Threatening Group In U.S.

Joseph Catron jncatron at gmail.com
Fri Jul 2 15:40:45 MDT 2010

An old bit that, for whatever reason, has been making the Facebook rounds
the last few days:

"WASHINGTON, DC–According to a report released Tuesday by the Pentagon,
Communists rank last on a list of 238 threats to national security.
'Communists may now safely be ignored,' Secretary of Defense William Cohen
said. 'The Red Menace has been surpassed by militia groups, religious
extremists, ecoterrorists, cybercriminals, Hollywood producers, and angry
drivers.' Other groups deemed more threatening than Communists include
rap-metal bands (#96), escaped zoo animals (#202), and Belgians (#237)."


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