[Marxism] So that's why Israel oppresses Palestinians. Thanks, Netanyahu, for clearing that up

Stuart Munckton stuartmunckton at gmail.com
Fri Oct 23 20:51:11 MDT 2015

The German government immediately responded by pointing out that “all
Germans” know their nation was responsible, which must have made for an odd
phone call: “Is that Mr Netanyahu? Yes, hi, Germany here. Ah, we just
wanted to … um ... this is a bit awkward but ... you know that whole
Holocaust thing? Yeah? That was us.

“Yeah, that's right. We did it. Six millions Jews. Yes we know ... very
unfortunate, but so yeah, we've never really heard of this Mufti guy ...

“What? No, no. No Palestinians were involved.

“Yes we're sure, we were caught red handed with the death camps in our
country and everything. Nowhere near Palestine. We just wanted to clear
that up, and, again, we're really *very* sorry ...”


“Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is humanity’s
original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made,
through disobedience and through rebellion.” — Oscar Wilde, Soul of Man
Under Socialism

“The free market is perfectly natural... do you think I am some kind of
dummy?” — Jarvis Cocker

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